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[–] osanna@thebrainbin.org 106 points 1 month ago (4 children)

He's in them so often, they're calling them the trump/epstein files.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago

I see what you did there

Everyone is saying it. Lots of very smart people. Recently a genius by the name of Alfred Einstein came to me. Big man. Smart man. Had tears in his eyes and he said "Mr. President Trump if Trump International Airport, they are named after you because you are such a wonderful man and president and you saved us all from the monster."

Trumpstein❤️❤️❤️ I ship it

[–] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

...or as I've recently taken to calling them: the Trump + Epstein files

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 72 points 1 month ago

The mask is off, and once you acknowledge that your ideology is about dominance and nothing else, “crimes against humanity” are just what the untermenschen call winning.

[–] Eczpurt@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They'll also grumble something about DOW at 50 thousand

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My friend dropped her phone and cracked the screen. It was a bad day and she started crying and all I had to say was the Dow is at 50K it’ll be okay.

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

” I could stand in the middle of 5th ave and rape a child and I wouldn’t lose a single vote!” 🫲🍊🫱

[–] Teppichbrand@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did he say that?
A couple of weeks ago I realised that power is an actual drug for some people. And that a certain type can, like any alcoholic or coke-head, lose their mind over this addiction. This would explain all the pedo stuff. Most of these crazies probably are no clinically diagnosed pedophiles, but what do you do if you already own everything, cars, houses, yachts and islands? You come up with stuff everyone would go to jail for, like raping minors. It's coked out of their minds power addiction and we as a society need to make sure, that people are not exposed to it for too long.
Am I rambling? Made perfect sense to me when I first thought about it. :)

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The original quote was saying that he could shoot a man in the middle of 5th street and not lose any votes. But yeah, he probably could rape a child on the street, and he would have apologists lining up to justify it.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Also lining up to take pictures and beg for a turn, if the preponderance of pedophiles in their leadership continues as a trend in the voters.

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They've already decided rape is fine. Now they've decided child rape is fine too.

Having a pedo rapist as Preznit has opened the door wide for these fucking losers to just say it all out loud. Just look at the game Pragmata--- there used to be a time when you'd goon after a CHILD like that and you'd get reported and removed. Their new motto: "Our Preznit iz a Pedo so itz ok lawl wut u mad libruls???"

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Remember when the worst thing MAGAts could be was racist? Ahh ... nostalgia.

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[–] SoftQuartz@anarchist.nexus 29 points 1 month ago

hit em with that epstein class stare

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

next step is conservatives defending esptein.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh we’re already there. Recently came across a clip of some douchbag asking someone on a livestream “what’s wrong about raping kids?” Like it was some kinda gotcha mic drop moment.

Nazis do need their punches…

saw someone on Joe Rogan also defending Esptein.

Punching Nazis doesn't solve the problem of them being Nazis.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Out of morbid curiosity I went on r/conservative to see what they were saying about the files.

Go there and it’s like Epstein who? Not a single thread, it’s all threads attacking AOC or threads defending racism with more racism

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

When they are faced down with something they fear, they revert back to their default state as a stress response.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

Nobody is more cowardly than Conservatives, it's their baseline state at all times. They are constantly in a near state of panic over all their perceived enemies crashing through the door at any moment.

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I want to tell myself that sub is mostly bots, but then the guy clearly got elected, so maybe they are real…

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That sub is a small sample of the conservative base. Virtually every conservative I talk to in person is simply more ignorant overall, and often just parrot talking points (like black men who voted for him saying he's not racist because he donated to black colleges when Harris didn't, but she sent innocent black men to jail, etc).

They are literally and figuratively fucking dumb. Magical thinking, horoscope, and firmament believing nutters.

[–] BanaramaClamcrotch@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

“Bro there’s no proof bro. He clearly was an FBI informant bro. Trumps totally 100% innocent bro. No amount of evidence will convince me, bro”

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

“But Bro, why didn’t Biden release the files, Bro? If it was damning, Biden would have released the files, bro.”

[–] paequ2@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

:/ Yeah.

"It's all fake, bro. They're just trying to make Trump look bad, bro. Actually, Biden and Hillary are in there, but they're covering it up, bro."

😭

[–] BanaramaClamcrotch@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

“Bro it’s ai generated bro she’s just in it for the money bro the texts and emails and witness testimony don’t actually prove anything bro”

[–] Xylight@feddit.online 14 points 1 month ago

Most of the conservatives I know have said something along the lines of "there's still nothing incriminating trump directly"

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 14 points 1 month ago
[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They don't look cool or intimidating.

[–] Elroc@lemmus.org 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

More like this

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

While the Europeans progress with their judicial system, the MAGA fucknuts are preparing another distraction by rattling their sabers against Iran.

[–] joan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

some person i know (kms) continues to say 'even though he's in the files he didn't do anythinggg :( he literally reported epstein :((( if he did anything he would be in jail right now 🤓"

[–] Retail4068@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The ones left really are the most retarded people on the planet.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 21 points 1 month ago

I heard about this book when I was young, and the older I get the realer it becomes.

"Future Shock" by Alvin Toffler, written circa 1970. The author, a sociologist, predicted that as the world moved from the Industrial Age to the Digital Era many people would be unwilling/unable to deal with the new realities.

"Conservatives" all over the world are working harder and harder to hold onto the past.

[–] maniclucky@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (55 children)

You look like them when you drop the r-slur. Don't let their shit behavior and punching down make you worse.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shotgun can cure a lot of ills

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[–] Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Got sick and tired of those looks so I stopped making them question their reality.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

JFC this is a meme of all time

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 month ago

We've all seen Alex wazzisname... The evil one that had a radio show. Eh who cares, point is we know what he looks like, you don't need to remind us.

[–] FukOui@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hmm PIC seems familiar (doom?). From what game is this?

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