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[–] T13URF@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Take LSD now

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Do not piss

[–] three@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Start depression medication

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This why you should learn at least one extensively agglutinative language before 18.

Turkish : Sorguluyamyacaklardanmiscasiniza protestolara katil.Translation : Participate in the protests as if you were one of those who could not be questioned

[–] JeffreyOrange@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stop lifting weights. Your childhood injury will flare up and ruin your life for a couple years.

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

You fucking dumbass.

[–] attero@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 month ago

won't get better

[–] zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

Buy bitcoin soon

[–] EpicMuch@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Brush teeth more

[–] mech@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago

Don't marry Sarah!

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Hold bitcoin decades

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

It really depends on when at 18. On my 18th birthday: "mom's headaches cancer". A few months early wouldn't necessarily save her, especially given the few years chemo bought her, but they might. If it's after the cancer is caught I'd say "come out soon" and point to myself.

[–] Nooodel@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Mom has leukemia would have been a good move

[–] bravesirrbn@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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"ALIEN INVASION SOON"

I do a little self-trolling :)

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I can't figure out how to prevent 9/11 in 3 words. So, I'll just say "Programming Language: Haskell".

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[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Buy Apple Stock

[–] bold_omi@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago

Point at him and say: "Gay. Invest Zoom." He'll figure it out.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You deserve better.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

You're a girl

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Learn women's perspectives

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[–] Michal@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

Google, Microsoft, bitcoin.

[–] snowcrete@lemmy.wtf 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Don’t stop believin’

[–] bellly@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

Won't get better.

[–] czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

You do fine

[–] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

'Read this book' as I hand him a guidebook for the next decade or two.

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She was interested in you, go talk to her.

[–] lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your future self will say "that's nine words" =]

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[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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