Damarcusart

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[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I think that is the most "I'm just gunna slide into her dms" face I think I've ever seen on a guy.

I really hope it is just unfortunate timing.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's crazy, it's like political power grows out of the barrel of a gun or something. Wouldn't it be nice if it grew out of the barrel of a brunch instead though?

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Is it also because of the slavery? It's also because of the slavery, isn't it?

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

the parades of the life guards of small European monarchies and think "Yup, those are transferable skill to the battlefield"?

Look at how rarely European monarchs get assassinated these days though, it must be doing something

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

I do wonder how they'll be able to spin it. I think they'll just act like Gaza doesn't even exist and Iran is just attacking Israel for no reason, because they're evil bloodthirsty savages. I hope it would be too insulting to work on even the most braindead yank, but I really don't know. Those \watermelon/ukraine flag profile pictures could be adding an Israeli flag and demanding they nuke Tehran within the week.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don’t imagine the birthday boy is too happy about his special day getting overshadowed by Tel-Aviv eating shit,

This could end up being the biggest factor in whether or not Trump decides to join the war or not.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Could still be correct, they might've evacuated ahead of time.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

You've been wrong before, therefore we never need to listen to anything you have to say :smuglordsmuglord

(Though I think a major part of it is people in the west comparing their western governments to China's, which, while far from perfect, even with massive liberal infiltration, is still leagues better than anything in the west)

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

eat more beanis

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

The character was named after him, he used to be called "King Koopa" but that wasn't a very good name for a CEO.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

They've caught on that thighs are way tastier in my part of the world, so now the thighs are like 25%-50% more expensive than other cuts. sadness

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