badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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no-mouth-must-scream a chilling parable for a modern age

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Are you exercising your rights?

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i have no idea what this would cause or fix but i think time zones are dumb and there should be only one time on earth

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It's a grain/legume unity ticket. Let's back our long bean boy

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Hubba hubba awoooga now that's a legume

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Boobie

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If you don't see a beanis that means you are the beanis beanis

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If you could attend a protest for funsies what would you do for a sign? Mine would be like "TACO Tuesdays? I don't think so, hombre!" or "Um...there is a criminal in the white house...wow I guess I need a drink!"

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grillman

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we have

a bowl that, whenever you touch it, fills up with oatmeal.

a stick that can't be broken

a hat that gives the power of teleportation, but only to birds.

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Waking up early and not eating much today. I'm tired, fat.

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They better be good. I want totally new types of cat, don't just put a silly hat on one and be like "yeah that's a spoingle"

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beanis badposting deserves posts too

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The more you eat the more you poop

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communism defeated by human nature

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