GeeDubHayduke

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[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

That'll change once his cancer touches them. Mark my words.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 13 hours ago

They need to be reminded of their place as the scum of America.

Which, given proper context, should put them high in the running for scum of all existence.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 13 hours ago

We are NOT winning, we are NOT sitting here smug while the conservatives whither into the background, they are fucking in control of the world’s wealthiest, most powerful country and they are celebrating every day.

You just described my mom's YouTube feed. Just metric fucking tons of copium. The Midas Touch has like 20 videos a day, each of them with titles like Trump BLASTED by Immigration JUDGE! or Trump suffers MAJOR LOSS and FREAKS OUT or Trump has PANICKED MELTDOWN as he meets HIS FATE in COURT!!1!

None of this is true. It's all happy fantasy. The sky is literally falling, but these fuckwits are saying it's ok, go have a picnic, everything is working out, and all you have to do is go look outside and see THEY'RE COMPLETELY FULL OF SHIT.

One side is setting everything on fire, while the "other" side is busting out marshmallows and graham crackers.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 13 hours ago (7 children)

Hey, we're working on creating that broad coalition right now! Don't worry, invading Canada, Mexico, Panama, Greenland, Disneyland and MacDonald's Island should help motivate the world! If that doesn't do it, we have plans to bomb China, Australia, Costa Rica, Maine, Disney World, Loompaland, and Imagination Land.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 13 hours ago

A magat would gladly allow trump to shit in their mouth if a "lib" had to smell it.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

There are a lot of moderates that are hesitant about AOC

Don't worry. They'll sit on their asses extra hard for the next election (LOL!) and make sure that the Cthulhu/Lucifer ticket wins.

A few years ago, i had to answer the question "how do you wipe?!" A quick YouTube search later, I'm cackling at what can only be described as a ShitMitt.

So you're a guard in Skyrim, then?

"Must've been the wind..!"

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The only thing i want less than MTG, is MTG with military training.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Substitute "military service" with "minimum wage customer service," and you're onto something.

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