JackTea

Oh panzer of the lake, why am I still single?

Why is this a shitpost? For lack of anything else, this works.

All of it?

By the time I got to 3, I started having anxious sweats. You know the kind, they smell kinda tart. Don't like it. No, sir. Staying at 3.

Thanks for picking up what I put down

Same.

And do you ever think about where baby food comes from when you go to the baby store, like Carter's?

You get pets at a pet store so...

I don't think this is very appropriate. You are making a joke out of homicide and a parent's violent behavior. I'm great at parties.

Honestly, they probably want what everyone else wants...just 2x more maybe.
In my experience, guy slumber parties are kinda boring. It's why we drink and watch bad movies.
I have waaaay more fun at women parties/sleepovers and want to imbibe what is offered. I like being the 1 male girl.

Genius. Bumping so others see this

Just stop. One of us needs a nap and I'm pretty sure it isn't you.

Wait. What?

That's revolting. You should be ashamed.

box arrives at my door
inside is a small box with a button. A note says in large block letters to never press the button or 1% evil etc
rolls my eyes and grabs my gear to go to work. But sits down. Presses the button many, many times
still pressing

Agreed! He should have kept to the genre he was most famous for: action movies from Cannon films