Pictured: The moment everything went off the fucking rails. (2016, colorized)
Naja_Kaouthia
joined 2 years ago
Sparkling water tastes like when your foot falls asleep.
My kids already call me bruh.
Have I personally avoided going to the hospital? Absofuckinglutely. Unless I’m in immediate danger of dying I’ll figure it out myself. I’ve superglued more than one nasty cut that probably needed stitches, entirely possible I’ve ignored more than one concussion. Is it smart? Unequivocally and resoundingly not. Do I do it anyway so I can pay my rent? Yep.
It’s less satisfying now that I’m in my 40s than it was when I was in college.
Don’t forget trying to figure out how much you can eat daily! A second meal is a treat!
That second guy is one fart away from a public nudity charge.