Spooge

To be fair, tux is a lot sexier than 4 rectangles.

Did you picture yourself saying this sentence when you woke up this morning?

Don't let this distract you from the fact

No, I'm not. I'm saying weirdos like you are crankin' it to Linux memes.

I am such a target for homophobic references

I'm not partaking in your kink, friend.

And I don't have to drink my own pee, but it's sterile and I like the taste.

Gemtesa

You are doing exactly what I said Lemmy would. lol

Remember when she licked food that was for sale?

"If we investigate nothing, then we can say that we are investigating something."