I think we are getting too off topic here so maybe make a seperate post in here asking how to tinker with selfhosting, dns, tinkering etc and you can have multiple people's inputs.
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It can be a good idea to mentatlly seperate your router needs with you 2.5G speeds and WiFi needs, they dont have to live on the same device. For you private lan you need a router so you can hide and control your devices behind NAT and firewall. For that I'd just recommended one of the small hap or hax devices that suits your needs for routing, and/or wifi. If you want to be fancy the RB9005U could maybe work with your switching need as well.
You don't need Vlan. I believe it is not what you think it is. Vlan is if you want to segregated your own lan int to different independent lans with various firewall rules.
All you need for your dorm is NAT. But for the love of god make sure that you dont connect your lan with the dorm lan or your DHCP server will start handing out IP's to everyone else in your dorm and it will crash the dorm router. The ethernet jack in the wall of your dorm (I assume that's how it works for you) needs to go to the WAN port of the router. But bare in mind on mikrotik you can configure the WAN port to be any physical port you want, but with default config it is port 1.
I have done this before as well when living in a dorm where wifi was shit so i did my own little setup in my room so I could stream to Crome cast etc on my own trusted lan. Get a small router with support for wire Guard vpn (i love mikrotik for this) and you have an easy way to tunnel out for all your devices.
https://www.rs-online.com/ is UK based and supplies most of the world through network of local and external partners.
They are not perfect when it comes to small electrics and has gaps in the product catalogs and doesn't always consider quality when listing products so that you must research yourself before buying, but on the other hand the catalogue is huge and they have good quality stuff if you know what brands you like to buy.
I do the same as @DouchePalooza@lemm.ee and never have i ever had a rotten egg or anything close to it. I always refrigerate my eggs and they last for a really long time. Even though we don't wash eggs in Denmark like in crazy US we still refrigerate them her. I think it's just easy to do for our food supply chain here and helps keep the eggs fresh.
If you think about it, in nature a hen would naturally be laying eggs over the course of a month (wild hens don't lay eggs every single day) so an egg must be able to survive for minimum a month in outdoor temperatures and stay healthy untill there are enough eggs for the hen to start laying on them and incubate them. A month or 3 in a fridge should be no problem for an egg. Unles of course you wash it and ruin the natural protection layer....
Oh we have many to choose from.
- "skrid ad helvede til" = go to hell
- "fuck af" = fuck off
- "Må din røv klø og dine arme være for korte" = I hope your ass is itching and your arms too short to reach
- "Rend mig i røven" = Kiss my ass (literally: run me in the ass)
- "Rend og hop" = run and jump (for me)
- "Sut den" = Suck it
- "Luk røven" = Shut the fuck up (literally: close your ass)
What? I think you commented on the wrong thing. I have no idea what you are talking about.
While I approve of the message i dont approve of littering and vandalizing items by putting stickers on everything on public areas. I see sticker on everything outside every day and it is so ugly and after a few days they fade and get scratched up washed by the rain and will stay ~~unreasonable~~ unreadable for multiple years and just be an ugly eyesore.
Please stop vandalizing and use better means of spreading the word or place the stickers on your own property like your laptop, notebook or backpack.
I'll probably downvoted but I really can't stand stickers everywhere even when I approve of the message.
Just like my beagle. She's also always ready for a nap.