altphoto

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago

He also wants a visible reproductive organ of satisfactory size. We can all dream.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

No, micro plastics have now been shown to prevent cancer! Yeah! Drill baby drill!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

Good news everyone!!!!!

Microsoft Ctrl-C copy is now fully AI!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago (6 children)

He doesn't care. He wants it to tank because then he can buy it out and go fully private again.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago

Look mah! I fixed the laptop! You just go here, pick a new laptop and they send you one right away! In the mail! Its just 14,000,000 Google points! Pretty cheap right?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

Its solves a Google problem....how can it get more of your money?

Doggie wallet! You give your pet a monthly Google allowance to spend on Google, and then watch how happy he is to spend it on fortnight and rowblox.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

Wow! Very nice going TimApple!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

What could this guy do that could be illegal and punishable? What?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

One dey, I'm gonna be setting on my Kawch watching my Gynese Teebee with HayAy tachmology. Watching the most famous moobies on Nezflik. Movies such as large reptile marine world and the Jacobian a movie where a man learns about mathematical transpose and its fight against the finite element army. And the keeds can watch eskubee Dude! Its a car tuned like a large Dough that bites kraim.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

What are you gonna do? Meow me to deaf? Is that even legal? It looks like a semiautomatic cat. My god, the 2nd amendment is being distorted.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm afraid. Lol phones with non replaceable batteries suck.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Yup. My current one is dying and I'm using it almost always wired to a charger or battery. I don't care how badly they try to waste my battery, I'm not buying a new Android phone ever. If this one dies, I'm prepared to not use a phone until there's a reasonably priced Linux phone.

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