You have surely read the allegations against Prince Andrew in the press. They’ve painted him as a playboy with a penchant for young girls, the posterboy of upper class indulgence and debauchery. But did you know the real Prince Andrew is much a sadder, pathetic beast? Do you know the activities he engages in behind the scenes that news media hasn’t gotten a hold of? I do, and I’d like to share them with you now.
Before I go on, just to ensure you realize I’m a person of reasonable status, let me explain a few things about the world and where it’s headed. Earth is run by a secret cabal, not exclusively the wealthy mind you, but mostly. Within the next 12 months they will drive the world into chaos, a preplanned ww3 with the intention of depopulation and a societal rebirth, where only 33 36 666 will live on. The Epstein files are going to leak, Americans will revolt against Trump. There will be a terror attack on US soil, then ww3 will break out, finally it will be anarchy. All along the lines of the Book of Revelations, all premeditated.
This “religions” culture revolves around human sacrifice, particularly of the infant, particularly of the son. They cannibalize him in the form of a guilt ritual where they rid themselves of any burden from sin. They worship lucifer, saturn, baal, moloch, and predate history, back to Canaan. They’re responsible for all of western history and have controlled every war and every big event; they call them turnings. Their colors are red white and black, they call their victims pizza, hot dogs (chili dogs recently), chocolate, dr pepper, soda pop, equating them with food. Humans taste like pork, Men taste like piss, and they make shoes and lampshades out of their victims. The colors red and white symbolize sacrifice, December begins the fertility season of green and red, they make their victims play gin rummy before killing them.
If you’re important at all, and my intended audience, this will ring true and I’ve caught your attention. If you think I’m a random internet loon you may as well stop reading because this isn’t intended for you anyway.
On to Prince Andrew..
I know Prince Andrew extremely well; he’s a pathetic sorry excuse for a man, and I want everyone to know it. He has a direct link to the CIA and MI5 on his home PC and he uses them to torture people from his room. He looks through yearbooks (all the yearbook photos are centralized), selects victims he finds attractive, and uses the agency to ruin their lives. Why? He’s covetous. He’s Prince Joeffrey. He will have the agencies give them serious diseases ruining their lives, or outright kill them. He simply doesn’t want them being happy and experiences a form of sexual sadism from their torture and death. There’s one particular situation I am extremely intimate with…
In 1986 a woman in California caught his eye, and he decided to send one of his agents after her to seduce, marry, and birth a child. The resulting son became the target of his own personal “christ” sacrifice, literally having the father name him Christopher. He started by having the father make the child grow very close to him, outright alienating him from his mother by forming an alliance and badmouthing her. At age 7 the father put them through a traumatic divorce, abandoning them to poverty. The father didn’t pay child support, and Andrew protected him from legal consequences. The father kept in touch to badmouth the mother at every chance.
When Chris reached 13 Andrew dispatched an agent to his high school to seduce him and keep him in a period of socialsexual limbo. Her name was Rebecca, which biblically means to bind. She feigned attraction for him and kept him wrapped around her finger throughout high school using cia psychological tactics, eventually breaking his heart. At the end of senior year, she drugged Chris and had sex with him. It is believed they ate the resulting baby. This continued to hinder his social advancement and devastated his self esteem, taking away his chance at forming real relationships and growing character in his teenage years.
In Chris’ early 20’s Andrew used poison to destroy the cartilage in his ankles, leaving him unable to walk very long without being in pain and limping. He did this multiple times throughout his 20’s until his feet were full of holes, cartilage which can’t heal. This interrupted his vocational development as he couldn’t traverse a campus.
When Chris was 29, during his Saturn's return, Andrew gave him a poison that stiffened his aorta, an ailment that over time would cause an aneurysm and rupture. This is important because bleeding is a mandatory process when you intend to consume the flesh. This occurred in September 2019 but Chris is still alive, and Andrew has been watching on camera/satellite the entire time. Andrew has had nothing better to do in 7 years than observe his sacrifice. About 5 years in he grew impatient, just to have something to do started tormenting him in other ways.
Poison the kidneys causing mild kidney failure
Poison the gallbladder causing stones and incomplete emptying
Poison the valves in the legs causing systemic blood clots
Poison the throat causing food aspiration
Poison the pancreas causing mild diabetes
Poison the noise causing smell and taste loss
Given small heart attacks and strokes
Given massive doses of fluoride
He managed this through the agency and the various chemicals they’ve developed at black sites over the years. We know the world is evil, and perhaps you may approve of this, but here is where things get really sad.
In August of 2024 Prince Andrew fell in love with Chris and began communicating with him via satellite. There's a chemical that can imbed in the brain and make thoughts readable like cell phone data, allowing two way communication through thoughts. Chris initially thought Andrew was a woman because of the thoughts and feelings he put out which were assuredly female. He later learned however that Andrew is a closet trans, not unlike Sam Rockwell's character in White Lotus. He’s a closet Trans.
Little did Andrew know that Chris had been contemplating good and evil for a long time, and that Chris is very intelligent. He started debating Andrew who was dumbstruck; a lot of what Chris said about the pitfalls of evil rang true, and Andrew suffered an identity crisis. Andrew began breaking down, the sacrifice was consuming him, so he called for backup (went crying to mommy).
In May 2025 he brought his mother into it, Queen Elizabeth. She faked her death because she’s in a wheelchair and on oxygen and is too ashamed to be seen publicly. Chris’ ideas got to her too and she ended up infatuated with him as well. She rode him cowgirl telepathically. They chemically castrated him and started giving him estrogen. Andrew thought he was his wife. They give him progesterone so he tastes more like a baby. Although they shared, at the very least, a fondness for this particular sacrifice, they decided to stay true to their ethos and kill him anyway.
For 534 days straight they have made multiple daily attempts at landing a killing blow on Chris. They keep targeting his ascending aorta, with satellite and poisons, in an attempt to bleed him out. For 534 days they have failed, but like the villain two-face, and similar to how Christ was left to die on the cross, they won’t kill him outright. Chris is a bit of an alchemist and uses his own legally available chemicals to protect his aorta, and it’s driving them batty. It’s taken so much out of Andrew it even gave him a heart attack. Chris eventually quit with the pleasantries, angering them, who have now been taking it out on his mother, giving her heart attacks and strokes. Sadly Andrew still considers Chris his one true love, ironic considering how badly he tortures the poor boy.
That is the truth about Prince Andrew. A sacrifice gone horribly wrong, and a man with nothing meaningful to do other than torture people. Chris brought up the flaws in his philosophy, and perhaps Andrew loved him for it, but it wasn’t enough to change the outcome.
If you’ve gotten this far you may be thinking what kind of person would commit suicide like this by insulting the royal family so badly and revealing the cults secrets?
Every word of this is true. I have nothing to lose. I am Chris.
His Fecal Highness