foofiepie

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[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh bollocks. How do I cancel the voicemail I left Randolphilus.

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Some background checks will look into your taxes and finances. Cousin Randy needs to be organised and rich.

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Hmm yeah don’t do that with any job with decent background checks.

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

See, I can do this, and often do. I wake up at 0730 naturally and it’s a great feeling when I wake up a couple of mins before the alarm. But I do set an alarm - because I’d never, ever bank on it.

Sod’s Law I’d sleep in when I need to catch a flight.

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yikes I didn’t appreciate how big the Dodge was until you pointed out the Volvo.

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I don’t discriminate. Humans, bots, whatever.

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Lol. Ok I’ll try: A/S/L?

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (14 children)
[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 51 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Well then the court will progress to asset seizure if he doesn’t pay. He doesn’t really need that Scottish golf course, perhaps it could be turned into a public park - or perhaps a country retreat for traumatised US citizens seeking asylum.

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Auntie far. HTH.

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If that’s not a copypasta then you are amazing.

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