hank_the_tank66

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Giraffes are 30 times more likely to get hit by lightning than people in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world
[–] hank_the_tank66@lemmy.world 80 points 4 days ago (10 children)

I highly doubt that...you give me like, I dunno, let's say 5 people, and a catapult, and I bet you I can hit a giraffe before it gets struck by lightning.

Even more confident if you give me a people-sized potato cannon.

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[–] hank_the_tank66@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

The Onion should copy the White House and just start scribbling through the mass shooting article headline they repost each time with red crayon.

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[–] hank_the_tank66@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

"He should have gotten a job with health insurance so he can afford therapy!"

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TIL there is apparently a $43,652 chandelier on Amazon, and there are only 20 left in stock so invest now!!! (lemmy.world)