musubibreakfast

joined 3 months ago
[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

With every ice cube you create, your life is shortened by one year.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 48 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, and I assume you wrote this message on your blu-ray player and typed it with your remote

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yes but everything is shot straight up your ass. Food, news and entertainment. Straight up the ass through a tube.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Agreed, imagine her willingly getting eaten by the creature disguised as her deceased partner. That would've disturbed me.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I think it's because you could see the twist coming from a mile away. It also didn't help that the story was unfocused, there was just too much going on.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Yes but with what's happening in America right now there will be a lot less tourism.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 0 points 3 weeks ago

I don't know but I'll happily attack you. Please list your insecurities so I can more accurately ridicule you.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nice, this is exactly why a forest has no car seats. Go achieve your life goals

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

At this point in time Oprah was at the height of her power. You couldn't say anything bad about her. SHE HANDS OUT CARS FOR FREE. NO BAD PERSON WOULD HAND OUT CARS!

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

I'm more surprised by cracked still existing

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One day you come home, you see all your stuff is in boxes. Then you see a note on the fridge, it says: "Womp womp" You fall to your knees and break down in tears. Through your tears you see another note underneath the fridge. You reach for the note. The note reads: "Womp, womp?" You began to laugh maniacally. You hear footsteps, you stop laughing. Your wife stands behind you. She says: "Kept you on your toes didn't I?"

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We'll all become peasants who serve a lord and we'll call it natural living

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