musubibreakfast

joined 1 month ago
[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 2 points 8 hours ago

You two should move in together!

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 4 points 8 hours ago

I'm in the same boat, adobe can get fucked

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 7 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

No, that's lightly colored blood. Mostly on toilet paper. We're looking for dark red blood here.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 14 points 20 hours ago

Completely agree, the dude had multitudes. Get an Indian actor to play him.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You should start making ads for your children if you really want them to reject the messages. You can record the ads with your phone together with your partner. Here are a couple of loose ideas.

"I drank out of the milk carton, so my parents sent me up state. Don't be like Tom, use a glass!"

"I drew on the walls, now I live in the garage. Creativity has its place, and it's not on the living room walls."

"I refused to clean up my toys, now my only toy is the lawn mower. Every year hundreds of children are sentenced to needles chores, be smart, clean up after yourself or we'll clean up your act."

"I didn't listen to my parents, now I'm a homeless bum with a pokemon addiction. Not listening? Not even once."

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 0 points 1 day ago

No, you're being facetious. Go sit in the corner.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago

Absolutely not, we're talking about a man who serves fast food to athletes.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago

Needless to say, you helpt him junk the computers and then you made banana bread together.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wonder what would happen if you learned to read and speak Chinese. Would every stroke of a character have a different color, would it just be characters that have different colors? Also how would tones influence colors? Please learn Chinese and report back.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago

Thank you for your service

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's insane. This sort of stuff is illegal where I am.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

ASL was extremely useful. We only had usernames, no profile pictures or anything else. ASL is what you asked if you were chatting on quakenet or another server. Most of the time you knew the regulars on your channel. Often mods would ask your ASL and if it turned out later you were lying then you'd get kicked or muted.

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