nathan

I had to do the brakes on my car. Squatted down before even starting to work and promptly threw out my back

I'm 22

We found out my high school's WiFi password was dymo$agptek14 and I've straight failed to enter my pin when I turned scramble numbers on. Had to pull up the emergency dialer to learn the numbers rather than muscle memory

He reversed it. Simple as

I keep an uno reverse card in my wallet for this very reason (actually mostly for if a cop pulls me over, but either way)

I'm just worried I'll forget it's there and not use it

1 and some change miles away. 3 closest 😎

We're supposed to accept a criminals take on this whole event?? Nah, I find the testimony of the guy who had been in the same cell much more reliable

Dug through pages of Grok dick sucking and still can't find the source of this tweet. Take it with a grain of salt

We just keep making it easier for perry the platypus

I have actually tried to get rid of a Twitter embed by clicking on the "X"

Honestly, AI websites that do sound like they're talking about the right topic are worse. You'll get halfway through the steps and realize it's bullshit and wasted your fucking time

This in combination with the recent sudo privilege escalation could make some nice jail broken radios

Close enough, welcome back Mr. Ed