queerlilhayseed

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Oh my god yes. It's amazing to me how much art we produce where the artist is adamant that no one ever see it. Like, Kafka wanted all of his works destroyed on his death, and his art is so weird and different that it got it's own word to describe it, because there's nothing quite like it. Makes me wonder about how much of that art happens every day, and we'll never know because, for whatever reason, we can't bring ourselves to share it.

I mean look at them. To quote Raymond Gillette, nobody's that gay.

[–] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Thanks! I love writing little character backgrounds like this, I have a ton of them. Usually they're fodder for a hypothetical RPG campaign I might run but every once in a while I'll try to stitch them together into a narrative on my own. Maybe one day I'll manage a whole book but, and nobody ever tells you this, writing a whole ass book is hard 😅

[–] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That is mesmerizing. Is some of the particulate in the video eggs (or hatchlings) that are becoming dislodged? Or is that all other debris in the water?

[–] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I have a character that I don't know how to use but I love anyway. The Demon Frog Prince:

A demon prince is cursed into the body of a frog, only to be released when he receives true love's kiss. Which, as a demon and now also a frog, seems like a remote possibility. However, he is still immortal, so he lives his long life as a frog in a pond. Occasionally he is caught by predators, and even torn apart and eaten, but he always reforms into a frog.

One day, he is caught by an advisor to the king. The king has gotten into his head that he is likely to be imminently poisoned and has decided that the best countermeasure is to have a frog taste all of his food, believing frogs to be particularly sensitive to poisons. The advisor places him in a tank at the court along with other frogs, and pulls one out at random for every taste test.

This method works because most frogs are vulnerable to most poisons, so the royal family adopts the practice for generations, until one day the demon prince is selected to taste a poisoned dish. The frog doesn't die, but the king is fatally poisoned. Because of the test he is assumed to have died of a natural illness, but the advisor becomes suspicious, and performs a series of tests on the frog, ultimately discovering that it is immortal. He keeps it in his secret laboratory and subjects the demon prince to much cruelty.

At some point, a child meets the demon prince and adopts it as a pet. Might be a royal heir, might be the advisors child, maybe a child of one of the palace staff who snuck into the lab. But the child loves the frog like a child loves a pet, and one day kisses it on top of the head. The child's true love for the frog breaks the curse and frees the demon.

At this point, the story can veer off in a number of directions. I imagine the demon will have some kind of affection for the child who freed it, and maybe they become best buds and go on adventures together. Or, maybe the demon just deigns to spare the child's life. Maybe the demon and the child team up to topple the dynasty that imprisoned the demon for so long.

Also thanks for the rec. I have so many movies I want to watch and the list keeps getting longer, and now I have another one 😅

Of the many movies I haven't seen and only know by title, The Day the Earth Stood Still is definitely one. Just read the synopsis of it and yeah I see it. One of the scenarios I'd envisioned is that they generally disfavor early contact because it's so risky and can polarize a species into a permanent hostility so easily, but in our case they decided to take that drastic step because if we colonize Mars and leave the crucial zone in our current state, they're going to annihilate / initiate violent takeover / some other unpleasant outcome for humanity, so this is our final warning to get our act together.

 

I've had scifi on the brain for a bit now, something about current events making me long for some aliens to show up and just want to get to know us. And I've been thinking about what they might tell us, why they decided to make contact now, and decided it's essentially because we're at the beginning of a very crucial phase and we are fucking blowing it.

I think if we ever meet intelligent alien life, they will have their own version of the internet, and the creation of the internet will be considered a major inflection point in the culture of their species. Up until the internet came about, communication between groups separated by great distances was inherently limited by that distance, which greatly reduced how efficiently information could travel through the global population. With the internet, that limitation is suddenly minimized to the point where anyone with internet access can access information produced across the globe effectively instantaneously. An example that comes to mind is when people saw tweets about an earthquake before they felt the earthquake itself. This fundamentally changes how people can interact with one another. Instead of primarily interacting with the people in my immediate vicinity, and relying on the occasional traveler or news report to hear from (and almost never respond to) news farther away than I'm willing to drive, I can now hop on my computer and have a near-realtime conversation with someone on the other side of the planet. More to the point, I can have a near-realtime conversation with anyone on the planet, provided they have the same equipment and access. It's the informational equivalent of inventing a cheap, room-temperature superconductor, and its effects on society are monumental.

If the internet is invented before a species achieves interplanetary habitation, it enters a special period of its history where it's technologically possible for every single person to communicate with every single other person in near-realtime. This universally synchronous mode of communication allows for ideas to spread and change in ways that are impossible when the time delay of distant communication is anything above effectively zero. Assuming FTL communication is impossible, this might be a thing that happens at most once; once the distances become too great, the species reverts back to asynchronous modes of communication forever.

During these unique periods of history, a few important things can happen that are virtually unheard of outside of them. One of these things is that the establishment of an effective world government becomes far more likely. The structures of the world government tend to be an amalgamation of existing national governments, though occasionally a particularly charismatic leader of the time may have significant if not totalitarian power in the new world government, and style the new government according to their tastes. In other cases, a collective global pseudo-government forms, where the global population organically evolves a strategy for mutually beneficial concerted action, regardless of what their local laws or leaders dictate. In a few cases this phenomenon has abruptly ended world wars, because enough of the soldiers and citizens on both sides simply agreed not to fight anymore. In still others, an official "universal democracy" is formed and becomes the commonly agreed on and effective world government. These systems often self-congratulate on having achieved "world peace", and while they generally do solve much of the open warfare, they are frequently plagued by regulatory capture, voter disenfranchisement and other rights abuses, and political factionalism.

In other cases no global governing body arises before the internet is captured and zoned off by regional powers, and news can only travel between them by illegal means. While these boundaries are never perfect, they are effective enough at slowing communication between groups that they revert back to an effectively asynchronously communicating species.

Some species find a path quickly and stay on it during this period of synchronous communication, others may cycle through several of these models. However, this period of dramatic, universal change ends when the species establishes a colony on a planet distant enough to make lightspeed communication noticeably slow. Once this happens, if a species-wide governing body has not been established, it is unlikely ever to form.

[–] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I love this. I have in my "unsorted concepts" folder a BBEG who is a true devout in a religious order, who believes in the god he worships. he eventually gets elevated to his order's head honcho office, and the rules of the cult dictate that he will receive a True Vision from God to guide him in his tenure. When he walks into the office, he sees a letter from his predecessor saying essentially "the last True Vision we received was like four or five leaders ago, they just stopped and we don't know why, make something up and good luck". And then he goes on his arch-villain arc to find out what happened to his god. I love the idea of having angels or other divine artifacts that reawaken, definitely going to incorporate some of this into his lore. Thanks!

I don't share your concerns about the profession. Even supposing for a moment that LLMs did deliver on the promise of making 1 human as productive as 5 humans were previously, that isn't how for-profit industry has traditionally incorporated productivity gains. Instead, you'll just have 5 humans producing 25x output. If code generation becomes less of a bottleneck (which it has been doing for decades as frameworks and tooling have matured) there will simply be more code in the world that the code wranglers will have to wrangle. Maybe if LLMs get good enough at generating usable code (still a big if for most non-trivial jobs), some people who previously focused on low-level coding concerns will be able to specialize in higher-level concerns like directing an LLM, while some people will still be writing the low-level inputs for the LLMs, sort of like how you can write applications today without needing to know the specific ins and outs of the instruction set for your CPU. I'm doubtful that that's around the corner, but who knows. But whatever the tools we have are capable of, the output will be bounded by the abilities of the people who operate the tools, and if you have good tools that are easily replicated, as software tools are, there's no reason not to try and maximize your output by having as many people as you can afford and cranking out as much product as you can.

[–] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What amuses me about this take is that the jokes about the song being played all the time fall prey to the exact same overexposure mechanism that made people dislike the song in the first place. As the song gets more commonly perceived as being overexposed, the idea of its overexposure itself becomes more and more popular until it is itself perceived as overexposed. Like a memetic echo.

[–] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'm just making stuff up, but your comment made me look it up and of course it's also the name of a controversial youtuber who blew up, coincidentally, around the same time the trebuchet did. Learning all kinds of internet history today.

 

Around 10 years ago, Internet historians discovered that the little-appreciated trebuchet (depicted bottom right) could launch a 90kg projectile in excess of 300m. Prior to this discovery much of the Internet's medieval siege engine enthusiast community had presumed such a feat impossible due to its preoccupation with the catapult (a popular medieval siege engine [depicted top right]). This sensational discovery launched the previously poorly-regarded siege engine into the limelight of popular internet culture, much as a trebuchet might launch a 90kg payload into a fortification at a distance of ~300m.

The CPU malloceth, and the CPU freeeth, according to the divine Program. And lo, the virtuous array shall enter into the ofstream and be saved, while the wicked shall be dereferenced for ever.

 

I recently (finally) moved a bunch of my poems and short stories and other writings off of Google Docs and into a git repo of text files. Right now I'm editing them with VSCode or Zed, which I just found and like so far. Both are fine but not really geared toward writing not-code. What have y'all found that you like writing in?

 
Sometimes in my dreams I die  
and then I wake up, and then  
I wonder if when I die  
I'll wake up  
and remember this dream.  
So far, weird dream.  
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