thefartographer

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 27 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Y'all are being really judgemental of us. Just cuz our governor is a hypocritical bigot, our AG is a grifting Nazi, and our congresspeople sell us out then abandon us when the going gets tough.

And y'all are acting like just cuz we keep voting for these people that we're to blame! Can't you see we're the victims here??? Please! Quit bullying us with your boobies so that we can go back to fellating our abusers!!!

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Hey! I fucking resemble that joke!

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think my comment must be confusing that people think that I'm saying that Hitler faced hyperinflation as part of his reign vs that Hitler ascended to power by being attributed as the only one who could successfully face hyperinflation.

Kinda like people were saying, "these are crazy times, we need a crazy leader."

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, that's the clown car part I was describing. That this administration is so obsessed yet unable to discern causality, that they're like "hyperinflation gave Hitler power! Ergo, if I want Hitler's power, there must be hyperinflation!"

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I keep having this one dumb thought, but the longer all this idiocy goes on, the more I feel like I might be right:

Trump's obsessed with Hitler, right? A big part of Hitler's ultimate rise to ultimate power was the German people facing hyperinflation. What if Trump and his clown car are looking at that like less of a challenge Hitler faced and more of a checkbox or a milestone. Like, "Gotta have hyperinflation if I wanna be a real Hitler!"

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

I'm so glad that we roundabout went for the exact same thing

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

I'm biased towards a lot of things. This is definitely one of them.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dominic Nolan Sebastian. The slippery two-faced bastard looks at the url people type in their browser and then connects their internet to the internet of the url they typed in; just like old phone operators.

But if too many people try to type in the same url at a time, Dominic gets upset and acts like a dick, preventing anyone from accessing that site. Then people call him Dick Dominic Nolan Sebastian, or DDNS.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Four word poetry

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Oh shit, I forgot about that!

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Since autism is preventable, does that mean we're going to exile autistic children and their mothers for playing part in some sort of crime? Since we're going full-scale Nazi, it only makes sense for RFKJ to follow in the footsteps of Mengele.

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