badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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STINKY

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it’s true and none of you can deny it 😀

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yells-at-cloud

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USians sucka my ass

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Asked me about bones and wouldn't shut up about fish. I gave him a handful of crickets and pissed off out of the nerd building

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nineteen fuckin turds!

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  1. His speed of light thought experiments were clearly just trying to find a way around peaker's advantage.

  2. He claimed he was a socialist yet despite having the opportunity to move to the Soviet Union he instead went to the US where he could get better ping.

  3. He shook hands with Hitler.

  4. That last one happened in a VIDEO GAME

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I don't know why they swallowed a beanis...

perhaps they'll toot?

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Problem text

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Maduro Oblongata (europe.pub)
submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by TankieTanuki@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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It can be a brand new corporate buzzword. Don't let politicans have all the fun

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kiryu-pain

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No one else

No one else

Can feel the bean on your bean

dancing-roach doggirl-tears chickpea

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Please Play My Mario Maker Levels

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out of characters

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Which way western man??

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Marx (Alive today): I'm quite enjoying these White Monsters

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no-mouth-must-scream a chilling parable for a modern age

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