chapotraphouse

why doesnt wwe superstar and hexbear user the miz take this man down?

Now scram!

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FULLY-anatomically correct, and I'm a professional method actor. I have my own car batteries if you want me to battle. Not one corporate retreat or wedding needs a serious Pikachu impersonator? Hit me up.

This happened the day before yesterday, but I didn’t post about ,at 2:40 Am I woke up to see who won the game between Betis and Chelsea in the conference league final ,Chelsea won

Anyways when I woke up I heard a really scary sound ,something like an airplane falling ,I thought that it might be a bomb because it did sound like it but I wasn’t sure since this is unusual in our city

I went back to sleep and discovered on breakfast that a house was bombed ,it was a guy who did an operation, he was already arrested ,Israel bombed his parents house to scare people ,thankfully they did notify them before destroying their house so Alhamduliallah no one died ,how humane 🙄

Now his parents are without a house

Should i go take it and rub it on the dead stump in my back yard

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