FULLY-anatomically correct, and I'm a professional method actor. I have my own car batteries if you want me to battle. Not one corporate retreat or wedding needs a serious Pikachu impersonator? Hit me up.

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[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (4 children)

You said 'Anatomically correct Pikachu'...

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Much higher quality. Those are low-grade.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is that a fucking bouncy castle entrance?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

no, it's a bouncy castle fucking entrance

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

How do things like this get made and nobody goes "hey, wait"

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Because not everyone has such a perverted mind like you, smh. madeline-smug

Or alternatively, they have one that’s even more perverted. That’s also possible.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I "do" because I "can". I worry not about whether I "should."

[–] jack@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

it's just kids playin

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If these were anatomically correct they would have the heart shaped tail

[–] romaselli@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 months ago

Maybe this pikachu is trans and had tail masculinization surgery you BIGOT