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Really? NO ONE wants to hire an anatomically correct Pikachu for their party/event?? (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 month ago by happybadger@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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FULLY-anatomically correct, and I'm a professional method actor. I have my own car batteries if you want me to battle. Not one corporate retreat or wedding needs a serious Pikachu impersonator? Hit me up.

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

That's not even what made me so mad. I kept asking them if Daniel Day-Lewis is a sex thing and they said nobody wants to see Pikachu's penis and I said I have to look at it every day how the fuck do they think Pikachu feels.