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Really? NO ONE wants to hire an anatomically correct Pikachu for their party/event?? (hexbear.net)

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FULLY-anatomically correct, and I'm a professional method actor. I have my own car batteries if you want me to battle. Not one corporate retreat or wedding needs a serious Pikachu impersonator? Hit me up.

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[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you still allowed to officiate weddings after that thing that happened last time?

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Don't serve free alcohol around Pikachu. Maybe cut off Pikachu after X amount of shots. Put a PIKACHU SIGN on one of the BATHROOMS so I know where to GO and don't shit on the floor.