But seriously, this is a well known phenomenon. The people native to the mountain regions of the world are well-known for their joyous homosexuality while the despicable people of the flatlands' heterosexuality is as boring and monotonous as their physical landscape
I cannot fucking believe she is starting to buy this, this is such an incredible display of nonsense
Babes I only sucked a dick because of mountain fever. This is simple science
And here I was thinking the gay parts of me came from a part of me wanting gay sex