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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The other night at the bar my brother in law heard me order a long island and says "I'd have pegged you for a mojito or something" and I go, without a skipping a beat, to the bartender "get this man a mojito STAT!"

brother in law turned red as a beet

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That makes it sound like you want to bang your brother in law.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] el_bhm@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 days ago

The joke was that I wanted my brother in law to peg me.