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[–] khannie@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You forgot the fourth section: yellow / brown with beans.

  • fish fingers and beans
  • beans on toast
  • fry up (beans essential)
  • everything in Wetherspoon's

Only taking the piss of course.

Scotch egg is peak for me. Incredible invention. 99% sure that's British? Introduced to me by an English man anyway.

Used to love smoked kippers as a child. Different English man introduced me to them. They strike me as a very British thing also.

Never quite got the Yorkshire with a roast thing myself but my sister lives over there and is fully converted on them. I mean they're good like but I'd happily live without them.

Got gifted an Eccles cake by a lovely Scouser I know last year. Also delish with a mug of tea.

I do love a good pastie too (is that Greggs or am I mixing up?).

[–] cynar@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Baked beans are definitely a VERY British thing, along with fry up in general.

Scotch eggs are Scottish in origin, I believe. I bundle them in with British, though a good chunk of Scotland would disagree. Definitely good, either way. Kippers and haggis are also Scottish/northern England traditionally.

As for Greggs... I personally consider them an example of how British food got screwed over by mass production. I've been disappointed most times I've brought from them. I know a lot of people swear by them however.

As for Yorkshire pudding. It's a case of a good one is absolutely amazing, while an average one is just meh. It also needs a good gravy to dip it in. Hence why it goes so well with a roast.

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

As for Yorkshire pudding. It's a case of a good one is absolutely amazing, while an average one is just meh. It also needs a good gravy to dip it in. Hence why it goes so well with a roast.

Ah she's an incredible cook and I'm reliably informed that her Yorkshire's are legendary level. As with everything she cooks them from scratch (like even her bread is home cooked on the daily) so they were pleasant alright.

I do find her gravy a bit thin myself (again she does it from scratch like some crazy woman). I like my gravy thick AF and have no problem taking it from a tub haha. No bisto though. That's muck IMO. Anyway I might like them more with my thick peasant gravy as you say.