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Types of development but more realistic (europe.pub)

submitted 1 week ago by hydroptic@sopuli.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At some point going as far as trying to genetically engineer an even larger hamster instead of just changing the design so that it could use multiple smaller but parallel hamsters

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

they could invest in hamster-breeder reactor engine, which with enough money injection could create an endless supply of hamsters on wheels competing only for space and attention

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

In fact, maybe we should run offices like that. Just breed developers in a closed system