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This is how wars between villages arise. A wise leader knows that when someone steals your bug soup you must marry their second eldest daughter and come to hunt dogs together. But if you come back empty handed, it is tradition to rub shea butter into their asshole, rope him to a tree and watch which animal will lick it first. If a monkey it means lucky season, if a lion licks asshole then it means twenty seven days of misfortune is ahead.