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Anon ups his fibre intake (europe.pub)

submitted 2 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The artificial sweetener in question is maltitol.

Also, under no circumstances should you ever use it to make jello shots and give them to your asshole neighbor for the party they're about to host

[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I thought it was xylitol?

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

No, maltitol is the one that gives everyone the immediate shits.

Personally, I use erythritol as a sugar replacer. While it can cause some bowel activity in large amounts, it takes a few hours to kick in and is more akin to eating a bunch of fiber

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

it was actually head on