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[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hawley almost always looks like he’s about to break into a song about how he definitely does not diddle kids

[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

Resting diddler face.