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Brought to you by (us) security researchers who will happily come in and sort out your security issues later. For a very hefty hourly fee.
So I can do programming and find and fix bugs.
How do I go on to advertise myself to them as a security researcher and get that hefty hourly fees?
Problem is, I am not very good at ~~fooling people~~ marketing.
I really doubt anybody will be happy about it, even after considering the size of the fees. And also, you have a very high estimation of the capacity of those people to notice they have to call you, I really doubt it's deserved.
Deserved. These companies need to find it out the hard way.