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DOGE Plans to Rebuild SSA Codebase in Months (www.wired.com)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've been party to dumping legacy systems and lift & shifts a few times.

Good fucking luck.

Knowing nothign about this, a project like this would take at least 2 years even if you are dropping a ton of use cases and dependencies.

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Agreed (context: same legacy system work, 20 years), although given the size and scale of the tech debt involved, I'd peg it at 5 years if you had a team of 100+ COBOL developers.

10 to do it right.

Once you start dealing with databases older than SQL and languages older than C, things get funky real fast.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wonder if it will be web scale

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Every time I watch it, I giggle 🤭

[–] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Idk, something about the words "web scale" just sounds too funny