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What if we flood the jobs with good hearted people in maga hats, and race to improve conditions, let lawyers in, release actual citizens and people with valid visas, transfer the others to other facilities and then "accidentally" loes track of them in transit? If it's just them constantly having to hire and then fire people constantly while brute forcing improvements it would at the very least fuck up their system and at best actually help people.
There is technically a non zero chance it could work, even if it's improbable.
Please criticize me brutally
You're talking about a literal gestapo. It's a jobs program for fascists. Nazis aren't hiring nice people and nice people aren't reforming nazism.
They did this joke in "I'm a Virgo" already
Studying to become an executioner because I oppose the death penalty
I think what you're missing in this ad is that you don't ever get the resources to do things "correctly". Alligator Alcatraz is a great example. The facility is falling apart mere days after construction. Plumbing doesn't work. Electricity doesn't work. The buildings are flooding. They don't have enough food or facilities to prepare it. They don't have working vehicles. All that $600M contractor money is just getting pocketed by people over your head.
You're being sent in there to work 12 hour+ shifts in rooms full of caged people who are often homeless, don't speak English, malnourished, sick, and very angry about it.
Like, the only remotely ethical thing you can do in that situation is to let them out. And even then, you're letting them out into the middle of the Everglades.
I've never seen 'I'm a Virgo' it is a very apt metaphor. This is what I wanted to know, thank you!
There's already no requirements and you really only need to omit the truth in your vague dogwhistly interview.
"I'm just fed up with what's been allowed to happen in our country!"
"It's high time we did something about these illegals (convicted felon and corrupt oligarchy) that ruin everything for the rest of us!"
"These people need to go back where they belong (safe in their communities)!"
Apply and let us know how it works out
Respond in the affirmative with "amen bruh-thur!" and i think you nailed it.
what are you trying to achieve? "ICE but with good people?" their job is to violate the constitutional rights of brown people and ship them off to concentration camps without due process. please think before you speak.