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there's no escape! brew another cup! (europe.pub)

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[–] Auth@lemmy.world 109 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Developer: Kill me if you must but i've turned the wheel into a modular service called systemd-wheel

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Investor: Can the wheel be made into a subscription service?

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Consumer: It say's here I can subscribe to 'Wheel Pro' for only $69.99/month and I will automatically receive all the latest features the second they come out!

Noob: I just use WIMP, it's free and does 99% of what Wheel Pro does. I don't need all those extra features.

Consumer: Psh, WIMP is ugly and you can't even adjust the tire pressure by millipascals.

Noob: They added that feature in March.

Consumer: I NEED IT FOR WORK OK!

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

GNOME developer: "Stop forcing us to use wheels! Why can't you just import GTK in your project?"