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No Connection, No Flush (lemmy.ml)

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[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 day ago (62 children)

Anything in my house smarter than the IKEA remote control light switch gets crushed with a hammer.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have you tried our new Hammr and associated app? The smart tool that can analyze your work! Become more efficient! Compete with friends! Earn achievements! Track your heart rate! Now with several different modes...

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that the new ifixit one?

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago

Hell, no. ifixit products are quality and not over-engineered! I just have one of their basic kits, though...

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