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[–] match@pawb.social 34 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

sometime who buys a toilet and then finds out afterwards that they were sold a toilet that only flushes with an app

[–] Grunt4019@lemm.ee 31 points 1 week ago (10 children)

What do house guests do?

“Let me know when you’re done and I can flush the toilet though the app.”

Or

“Download this app to flush the toilet once at my house.”

[–] match@pawb.social 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the host just watches them through the built in camera and the house guest thinks it flushes automatically :)

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

"Ok, Richard, I'm done."

"Yeah, I got the notification actually. Heavy dinner last night?"

"What the actual fuck, Richard?"

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