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cross-posted from: https://fedia.io/m/news@lemmy.world/t/2006492

Fox News appears to have removed their DOW ticker in a pattern for the company, choosing to block out the steep drop in DOW points after Trump's tariff announcement

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 150 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ostrich mode, activate!

Trust in the Trump! His Orange Grace, for He is playing 47-D chess!

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If his supporters believe in chem-trails, vaccines causing autism and maybe a flat earth then I'm not going to waste any energy looking to them for any sign of self awareness and to reconsider their choices.

[–] LucidNightmare@lemm.ee 5 points 22 hours ago

Yeah. I see some people trying to talk down to those of us who just call them fucking idiots. “Well, is that any way to get them to see your point of view? How does that help any?”

My brother in Christ, we’ve tried doing that for the LAST 8 YEARS. If they haven’t gotten any more wise since then, and in fact doubled down for round 2, what the fuck else can you do but call the dumbass duck a dumbass duck?!