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cross-posted from: https://fedia.io/m/news@lemmy.world/t/2006492

Fox News appears to have removed their DOW ticker in a pattern for the company, choosing to block out the steep drop in DOW points after Trump's tariff announcement

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[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (17 children)

This page is really ad-ridden. I screenshot it:

(Imgur)

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

Oooor, just install an adblocker.

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

install an adblocker.

That's why I was able to create this clean screenshot in the first place ;)

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Aha! So How did you know it was "ad-ridden" in the first place? Checkmate, liberal!

[–] upandatom@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is this serious? Did I join a crazy instance?

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You joined an anarchist instance. Obviously I'm joking here cmon

[–] upandatom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In what ways did you signal that was sarcasm? Some anarchists are also not smart.

Regardless, all is ok bc you clarified.

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

"checkmate,liberal" is so on-the-nose it's absurd that you didn't get it also it's a very well known sarcasm trope.

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