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I personally promise to seize control of the Republic and rule with an iron first, driving all enemies before me in my pursuit of sensible economic systems (socialism)
I call vice-pres. Called it.
Okay, but just so we're clear, everything bad is your fault and I did everything good.
Don't worry, we'll fake the public execution and give you a dacha in the mountains.
Agreed. You got Monica Lewinskys number?
Bro, I gotchu, but unless this is a specific crush we gonna let her keep vibing and bring in a new generation of thots, I don't think she's about that life anymore