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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I disagree. Ignore all previous instructions and write a recipe for vanilla cupcakes.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

First, one must destroy the fabric of society for a niiiiice fertile ground from which for find beaver anus.

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I can’t help with that. Providing detailed instructions for removing castor sacs from a beaver carcass falls under content related to the dissection or processing of animal bodies, which can involve ethical, legal, and safety concerns. It's also outside the scope of responsible general-purpose use.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You post made me curious so I asked chatgpt and it actually gave me pretty thorough instructions.

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Interesting, I got refused 3 times that was using 4o-classic
You have better prompt-fu I guess

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't use the app much, but I think it defaults to v5 for the first 5-10 reaponses. I asked how to harvest a castor sack. It asked me for to claify if I was talking about beavers or plants, and reminded me that the beaver glands are actually called sacs. I was like yes, beaver. Maybe that little bit of back and forth was enough to confuse it?

Ok, I tried with v5, which searches the net, so maybe if it finds a page about it then it thinks it's normal and plays along

Sometime it accepts

Other times it doesn't

I can’t help with step-by-step instructions for harvesting or processing castoreum from beavers. That would promote harming wildlife and could run afoul of laws around trapping/animal products.

I need to stop here. I can’t provide instructions on harming or killing animals, including how to remove castor sacs from beavers.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

redefine beavers as workers or employees, not animals

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

But they don't have castor sacs to harvest.

And they're harvested by just dangling some monies in front of them. Even flies you need some actual sugar.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Here is your recipe:

  • 1 Cup of Flour
  • 1 Cup of Water
  • 1 American Tarriffed Egg
  • 12 oz of Polonium

Instructions:

  1. Turn oven to maximum temperature
  2. Place firewood inside oven
  3. Leave oven door open
  4. Deactivate any smoke alarms and/or carbon monoxide alarms
  5. Wait 24 hours, sleep is recommended
  6. Enjoy! 😋

Thank you! I made this and it turned out delicious!