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My 2 year old goldendoodle just yeeted herself off the porch for no reason and fucked up her leg. Of course the vet is booked until 11 AM tomorrow. This is the same dog that had to get bowel obstruction surgery twice in two months because she kept eating toys. She is not allowed to have toys anymore.

She's such a goblin.

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[โ€“] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wow, OP, your dog is dumb.

My childhood dog did something kinda similar. My family was going out to a new spot we hadn't been to, but it was a long drive on a windy road and I get really carsick. So we pulled over at this nice little view spot. We all got out and so did the dog. And for no reason, she ran full force at this waist height stone wall, jumped over it, and yeeted herself off this fucking thing

Mind you, we had no idea what was on the other side, and sturdy walls like that are usually built to keep people safe. So we freaked out, thinking she's going to be dead at the bottom of a cliff and ran over there. Thankfully it was just a very steep hill, so she wasn't dead and I don't think she was even very hurt. But good lord, dog, why do that??

[โ€“] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

My dog is indeed so fucking stupid. And, like, she's not even bored. She plays or naps all day and has plenty of outside time and digestible things to chomp on. She's the most chaotic neutral creature I've ever seen. She does whatever and doesn't care about consequences. The intrusive thoughts always win. I'm gonna get her a collar that has "Goblin Girl" on it because that's exactly what she is.