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What a strong boy you are! Can you make a big muscle for us all, we wanna see how strong you are!
If a few 35 year olds can’t move some furniture, then yes, they are weak as fuck.
Athletic people never have back problems. Or knee. Never. It makes you perfectly healthy and invincible.
If you think you need to be athletic to move a couch you’re just proving my point for me
Never once. Never ever have issues. Completely invincible.
if you and your friend cant lift an oven, you seriously need to start exercise. but dont blame me when the mover gonna ask 2 months of salary.
I lift over 45000 total volume per week and do 300 miles a month on the bike in addition to my weekly BJJ. What's your routine?
I'm just not dumb enough to conflate the ability to lift a couch and having bad knees or back.