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[–] keisatsu@infosec.pub 80 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The lyrics were intended to be "where the grass is free and the girls are easy but they were told to change it if I remember correctly :)

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

According to Slash it was originally "where the girls are fat, and they got big titties" but they knew it was never going to be on the release version.

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly probably the most historical take on what makes a place paradise. Slash would be right at home in the early days of man, making fertility idols.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hubba hubba

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Needed that NSFW flair, bud. Now I’m over here sporting a savage Woodrow.

[–] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thanks for the new band name. A Savage Woodrow.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Woodrow Wilson was pretty fucking savage......

[–] MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Where are the arms?

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

I'm no expert but I think those faint lines used to be arms/hands? Or they just snapped off?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Don't need arms to make babies...

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Well he makes a compelling description of paradise

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 week ago

Well that makes a shitload more sense

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

where the grass is free and the girls are easy but they were told to change it if I remember correctly

That has way too many syllables.