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[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

go to southern Italy and speak Italian, for starters.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What’s wrong with northern Italy?

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] anugeshtu@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do you know everything you did? Hell, I can't even remember all I did a week ago. Maybe selective memory

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My agenda is fairly exhaustive:

1: eat
2: poop

[–] mcz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Important tip: always separate step 1 from step 2

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

All the women in the North are just men with wigs which is fine, but it does make it difficult to find a MILF.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Tbh I'd rather date a fun Italian cross-dresser than a woman who's in a different stage of her life than I am.