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[–] thenoirwolfess@lemmynsfw.com 86 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“Move to Italy” seems like a pretty good opening gambit.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or open a really good Italian restaurant or deli, move to New Jersey, New York or Chicago, join the mafia, become Roman Catholic, make a big deal out of celebrating Columbus Day every year, the options are endless.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can guarantee OP cannot handle a NJ Italian American Divorcée

[–] No1@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Or the crazy ex-husband who hangs around with a bunch of guys who are definitely not in the mob.

If you know what's good for you.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

go to southern Italy and speak Italian, for starters.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What’s wrong with northern Italy?

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] anugeshtu@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do you know everything you did? Hell, I can't even remember all I did a week ago. Maybe selective memory

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My agenda is fairly exhaustive:

1: eat
2: poop

[–] mcz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Important tip: always separate step 1 from step 2

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

All the women in the North are just men with wigs which is fine, but it does make it difficult to find a MILF.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Tbh I'd rather date a fun Italian cross-dresser than a woman who's in a different stage of her life than I am.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

No then she'll be French.

(Also why Italian? Romans were cool. Renaissance city-states were cool. But modern Italy is mid-tier.)

[–] Damage@feddit.it 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Damage@feddit.it 30 points 1 week ago

there are dozzine of us

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Found the Italian 🤌.

Fixed that for you.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My guess would be that anon is from italy but just chose to phrase it in this ambigous way.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I mean... it's what we all want, isn't it?

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 week ago

Italians are hot. You've got poor taste.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Casual xenophobia from the US American, what was I even hoping for

Welcome to 4chan.

[–] genau -1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Most Europeans would share the opinion though.

[–] seggturkasz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

European here, no no no. Italians are awesome. Very friendly and cool people full of smile and elegance. If you want Europeans trash talk Italians you have to ask southern Italian about northern Italians or vica versa. :D

[–] genau 3 points 1 week ago

I'm European.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Italy isn't Europe's joke country though. Italians are just minding their own business out there in the Mediterranean not really bothering anyone else.

Everyone will trash talk France though. And the French will trash talk Parisians.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And we Americans trash talk France. I don't know why though, they've been nothing but helpful, what with the Revolutionary War and the Louisiana purchase.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

They were real dicks in the late 20th century though, including engaging in state-sponsored terrorism. Their inclusion in the European Union was a real sticking point for a while because of that.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

I thought Europeans mostly removed about the US tho

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

You're not wrong. All the cool Italians left and are in my friend circle.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago

You’re saying advertising might work?

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

OP probably never met an Italian MILF, they are scary AF. Attractive, yes, but in a way that will make you fear she'll rip your nuts off in a random spat of anger that you did nothing to provoke.