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[–] vrek@programming.dev 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This pissed me off today. My girlfriend asked me for McDonald's, the cart total was $18.76. Then 13.99 for a delivery fee. Then 6.87 for "taxes and other fees". Plus a tip to the driver. It was over 40 dollars for less than 20 dollars of food.

What the fuck?

[–] WanderingThoughts 29 points 1 week ago

And that's how you learn how profitable it can be as the middleman.

[–] xTechDeath@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

We had it so good with food delivery apps before covid