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I get it, but embarrassment could've killed this guy. If it helps, know that people have stuck worse up there and just go to the doctor.
But what if you're the case that gets pointed to when they tell someone they could have had it worse?
Think of all the people you're helping who can be like "at least it wasn't what they put up their ass." And when you go in, you know you "won" compared to this man from Taiwan!
The "worst so far".
Worse?
A live grenade?
Ah, the old Shady Sands Shuffle.
1 guy 1 jar comes to mind
At least he got it back out, kinda 😂