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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait, Chris Tucker beat his crack habit?

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought he was super clean and religious?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not sure if that's super dry sarcasm or earnest confusion.

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I remember reading that he turned down next friday because he didn't want to normalize weed use.

https://www.reddit.com/r/entertainment/comments/rrnveh/ice_cube_says_chris_tucker_turned_down_12m_for/

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 13 hours ago

Seems to track for recovery steps, no? Here's hoping. Crack's whack AF.