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[–] Eldritch@piefed.world 38 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Wait, did I fall for thinking that was a joke? Shit was I not the Onioned?

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I said this before, but I think they told him it was the Nobel Peace Prize:

In awarding the prize, Infantino told Trump it was a “beautiful medal for you that you can wear everywhere you want to go.” Trump promptly placed the medal around his neck. The certificate that Infantino handed Trump recognizes the U.S. president for his actions to “promote peace and unity around the world.”

Infantino also presented Trump with a gold trophy with his name on it that depicts hands holding up the world. “You definitely deserve the first FIFA Peace Prize for your action, for what you have obtained in your way,” said Infantino, who spoke after a video was played that showed images of Trump meeting with world leaders from countries whose conflicts he has taken credit for resolving.

FIFA gives Trump a peace prize in a departure from its traditional focus on sport

[–] bunkyprewster@startrek.website 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The trophy is ironically hands grabbing the ball, the very thing you aren't supposed to do in soccer.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

The original design, with the hands grabbing pussy, was rejected.

Unless all the players are goalies

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

The one indicted by the FBI, yes.

Or was in a minute.

[–] Eldritch@piefed.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

@pelespirit@sh.itjust.works @NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org

The depths of the mans stupidity are unfathomable. I have no problem believing it to be sure. But this is par for the course of this timeline. Parody is on life support.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Ow.

Ow ow ow. Fuck.

“I crown myself” vibes

[–] Grace_Schlick@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

He learned not to make Charlemagne's mistake.

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, did that really happen? Did I throw up an onion?