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Chicken salad (europe.pub)

submitted 8 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 1 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I want some attack geese.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 8 months ago

They got nothing on swans. I once knew a painter who had guard swans. Scary as all get out.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

that does sound delicious.